| 1. How does Jim spell his first name? | 2 - Mij |
| 2. What color is Jim's red gun? | 2 - Green |
| 3. What is Doc Duodenum's favorite cheese? | 1 - Camembert |
| 4. What is Princess What's Her Name's real name? | 1 - What's Her Name |
| 5. When is Jim's birthday? | 2 - June 9, 1994 |
| 6. In what year was the Battle of Hamstrings? | 3 - 101 D.M. |
| 7. Can you rub your stomach and pat your head? | 2 - No |
| 8. Phrase your response in the form of a question. | 1 - Yes |
| 9. May I please be excused to go to the bathroom? | 2 - The Industrial Revolution |
| 10. Can Jim speak French? | 2 - No |
| 11. Can Jim speak German? | 3 - Bitte, wo ist die toileten? |
| 12. Can Jim speak Spanish? | 1 - Si |
| 13. Can Jim speak Japanese? | 2 - Lie |
| 14. Can Jim tie himself into a knot? | 1 - No |
| 15. Does Jim have piranha in his aquarium? | 3 - Both A & B |
| 16. Does Jim's mother approve of Jim's dates? | 1 - No, she does not |
| 17. Can Peter Puppy have a bite of your ice cream sandwich? | 3 - Over my dead body |
| 18. In a dogfight between a Spitfire and Harrier, which plane would win? | 2 - The Harrier |
| 19. How long is a piece of string? | 1 - The same shape as something beige |
| 20. How many legs does a shark have? | 1 - As many as it wants |
| 21. How do you compute the area of a circle? | 3 - Ask your doctor |
| 22. What is a paradox? | 3 - I don't know |
| 23. What Braodway musical is based on annelids? | 3 - The Worm of the Opera |
| 24. What is Union Jack? | 2 - Organized labour's tool for changing a flat tire |
| 25. Coal is to water as lightbulb is to: | 3 - Wet coal |
| 26. If cigarrettes cause cancer, what causes Capricorn? | 3 - One and a half pounds of butter |
| 27. Hey kids, what time is it? | 3 - Nick |
| 28. Who's the king of animals in Africa? | 3 - Earthworm Jimba |
| 29. What is the meaning of life? | 2 - 42 |
| 30. Does misery love company? | 1 - None of your biz |
| 31. What food isn't available on the streets of New York City? | 2 - Real beef hot dogs |
| 32. Use what in place of butter when cooking? | 1 - Shortening |
| 33. Who are you? | 1 - Who, who, who, who? |
| 34. If Tim runs east with two apples, when does the train arrive with peaches? | 1 - As soon as Herb arrives |
| 35. I don't get it. | 3 - The right answer is wrong and the rest don't make sense. |
| 36. Seven times seven equals: | 3 - C'mon, I really need this power-up! |
| 37. WWW stands for: | 1 - Weewy Wascawy Wabbit |
| 38. This walks down stairs, alone or in pairs: | 1 - Shoes |
| 39. How many donuts are in a dozen? | 1 - 8, by the time you get home |
| 40. How fast does Jim's plasma gun fire? | 1 - A bazillion rounds a second |
| 41. What is Jim's favorite Christmas carol? | 3 - My Funny Valentine |
| 42. 'Alas, Poor Yorrick' was written by: | 2 - Chocolate Shakes |
| 43. What exactly is a 'Mojo'? | 2 - A Tiny Elvis |
| 44. Jim's super suit is what size? | 3 - One size fits all |
| 45. What is Jim's favorite disco dance step? | 3 - The Funky Cow |
| 46. During his short-lived rap career, Jim was known as: | 1 - M.C. Sweet N Low |
| 47. Can Psy-crow beat Jim at arm wrestling? | 2 - Jim has no arms |
| 48. Jim's super suit is: | 3 - Filled with healthy & delicious oat bran |
| 49. What is Jim's favorite magazine? | 1 - Annelid Monthly |
| 50. Why are Jim's eyes different in colour and size? | 1 - The ladies love it |
| 51. Have you read the instruction manual? | 1 - No |
| 52. In college, Jim played what sport? | 1 - Jousting |
| 53. When bowling, Psy-crow needs seven more pins to win. He should: | 1 - Hit reset and get a spare if nobody's looking |
| 54. What is Jim's second favorite disguise after 'Blind Sally'? | 1 - Steve's shop vacuum |
| 55. Have you seen the Earthworm Jim cartoon? | 1 - Yes |
| 56. Is this a trick question? | 1 - The sock |
| 57. What was the answer to the previous question? | 2 - 1 |
| 58. Who is Leo Tolstoy? | 1 - Dead |
| 59. What is Jim's favorite fighting game? | 2 - Samurai Slowdown |
| 60. Jim was born in what state? | 2 - Texas |
| 61. What kind of licence do you need to fly a Pocket Rocket? | 1 - Class 'C' |
| 62. Where does Mrs. Schultz live? | 3 - Germany |
| 63. Animotion 2 is: | 1 - Vapourware |
| 64. In China, this American cartoon character was renamed. There he was called: | 1 - Mickey Mao |
| 65. Psy-crow was named after which Shiny employee? | 1 - Steve Crow |
| 66. Where is Jim originally from? | 1 - Texas |
| 67. Is Jim dyslexic? | 1 - Sey |
| 68. What is a Chip Butty? | 3 - A totally radical power-up |
| 69. What flavor is a cow? | 1 - Milk |
| 70. Which character was not in the first EWJ game? | 3 - Shemp |
| 71. Fore! | 1 - Nice shot! |
| 72. Would you like that on account or gift certificate? | 2 - On account of I'm cool |
| 73. What is the 'Manta'? | 3 - A secret Jim move |
| 1. Jim makes a good: | 2 - Hood Ornament |
| 2. If I said you had a nice personality, would you: | 3 - Hold it against me |
| 3. Don't worry: | 3 - Be happy |
| 4. Major Mucus usually has: | 1 - Tons of loose change |
| 5. Jim is to worm as Jam is to: | 2 - Dog |
| 6. If all the particles in the universe were to collapse to a single point, it would create a: | 1 - Mess |
| 7. When will The Hammer tie the knot? | 1 - Feb 7th, 1997 |
| 8. If Jim wasn't an earthworm, what would he be? | 2 - A cow |
| 9. How can you easily complete this level? | 1 - Press reset |
| 10. Why are we here? | 3 - Because Scott is coming at 10 AM |
| 11. Is there a correct answer for this question? | 1 - Yes |
| 12. The correct answer is: | 2 - I'm not really sure |
| 13. Sometimes the correct answer isn't: | 2 - That one |
| 14. Why is this question here? | 1 - Don is heck-bent on getting his name into this game |
| 15. When Peter Puppy gets angry, he: | 2 - Acts like he's been belted by gamma rays |
| 16. I think I've heard that before... | 1 - Andy probably told you already |
| 17. If Dan was stuck in Mexico City, how many days would it take before he would eat? | 3 - Mexican food is good; Dan is evil |
| 18. Winning a coupon for a discount on something you have to buy is: | 3 - Not winning anything |
| 19. Jim's favorite magic trick is: | 1 - Pulling a rabbit out of a hat |
| 20. Can I borrow ten dollars but only take five? That way I'll owe you five dollars and you'll owe me five and we'll both be even. | 1 - O.K. |
| 21. If this is the correct answer, what is that? | 2 - The correct answer |